10 Lewdest Video Game Easter Eggs Ever

• From implications of something less than pure, to full blown chesticles, we count 10of the sexiest gaming Easter Eggs.  10 - Super Mario RPG - Princess Peach's Secret,• The first Mario RPG, it’s also considered the best by some, but what’s really importantis that you get to look around in Princess Peach’s (or Princess Toadstool’s) bedroomand if you look near her fireplace you’ll find something labelled ???. • But in the Japanese version it’s actually marked as ‘Peach’s XXX’, not only thatbut in both versions Peach gets very cross with you for looking at it, telling you tostop peeking into her room.  • Now it’s not implicit, but I’m goingto go out on a limb and assume that Peach isn’t getting flustered for no reason, notthat there’s anything wrong with owning an XXX device, I mean she’s got to do somethingbetween Bowser’s unfortunate, err, ‘kidnappings’.  9 - Kirby's Dream Land 2 - Naked Lady,• The Kirby games are among the most kid friendly I can think of, but that doesn’tmean that level designers can’t get creative with their kinky imaginations, don’t worryit’s nothing obvious at first.  • In fact this was so well hidden in plainsight that players didn’t really know what they were looking at until a strategy guideshowed the full layout of the level, without the tiny Gameboy screen’s restrictive viewto cover the lewd.  • Yes that’s right, it’s a smiley face,how very scandalous, we all know that smiley faces are of the most unholy of fetishes,happiphiles, those disgusting people get off to smiles, suddenly those laughing women eatingsalad stock images don’t seem so innocent now do they?• Oh and I guess there’s some crudely made tits and a vagina. 8 - Ratchet & Clank 2 - Boob Growth, • Ratchet and Clank is another kiddish gamethat contains a dirty secret, but this one requires some strange requirements to see,well maybe it’s not the strange, maybe she’s just into gymnastics. • Basically at one point in the game you’ll come across a slim female alien who wantsto have a hover board race, well that’s not all she wants, if you do some gnarly sideflipsfor long enough you’ll get a reward.  • That’s right, her tatas grow graduallywith each sideflip, so people of any boob size preference can be happy, the maximumsize is a titbit unrealistic, but whaddaya gonna do ‘bout that. 7 - Banjo Tooie - Penis, • Oh boy, yet another game for kids withinappropriate secrets; I wonder what it could be this time? Well you’ll find out if yougo to the dino level and look from above, if you know what I mean. • And unless you don’t understand English, you know precisely what I mean, because that’sliterally what you have to do in order to see an ejaculating penis. • Well an ejaculating penis made out of crude geometry, but it’s still unmistakablya penis no matter how you look at it.  6 - Metroid - Bikini,• Ah yes, the classic sexy Easter Egg, how could I leave this one of the list, it’dbe sacrilege of the absolute worst kind.  • If you’re new to gaming in general youmight not know about the pixelated titillation that occurs when you beat the 2D Metroid gamesin a quick enough time and if that person’s you, welcome to the club, some Cheetos andMountain Dew are on the table behind me.  • Samus went through various iterationsof skin to show off, but nowadays we’re stuck with a tight-fitting cat-suit and isn’tthat a shame.  5 – Metal Gear Solid – Pants-less Meryl• If you follow Meryl into quick enough into the women’s bathroom you’ll be greetedwith a cutscene where Snake bursts open a toilet door only to find some pants on thetoilet and a gun pointed at your back.  • Funnily enough you don’t get calleda pervert or anything of the sort, but that’s exactly what you are, but then why else wouldyou click on this video and watch until this point?• Your perversions aside, it’s actually pretty funny to see the two characters talknormally, it’s almost like Meryl’s about to realise she’s actually in a cliché anxiety-fuellednightmare.  4 - Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupee Land- Implied Sex, • Tingle has always given off an air ofbeing a pervert, I mean what kind of sane man would be obsessed with being an eternalchild fairy? • Well for reasons I can’t even beginto understand Nintendo decided to give him his own video game, it’s essentially justanother 2D Zelda game, except at one point a Fairy makes his balloon expand. • Basically when Tingle saves a Fairy she asks him to step close to him and gets himto close his eyes, then all of a sudden his balloon expands and my goodness isn’t thatsaucy? 3 - Shadow Warrior – Almost Naked Girls,• I don’t know whether or not the name Lo Wang was deliberately chosen because ofits double entendre meaning, but then again I’m also not completely convinced that thesky is blue, so take from that what you will.  • Back on topic, there are various locationsin Shadow Warrior where you can find scantily clad women, one of which includes a bathroom,where she’ll point and possibly shoot her gun at you. • Not only that, but Wang will also say something profoundly philosophical when youfind them, one such example being ‘You want to wash Wang, or you want to watch Wang washwang?’.  2 - Rings of Power – Titties,• Naughty Dog has been around for a long time, but they’re not exactly known forshowing sexiness in their games, but Rings of Power, an RPG that borrows slightly morefrom Lord of the Rings than your average Fantasy game, goes above and beyond your usual fanservice. • If you type in a secret code the Naughty Dog logo will show up again, except this timethe usually clothed woman in the logo will now show her nipples off. • It’s kinda sad that Naughty Dog no longer lives up to their name these days, they’rehardly naughty and there’s barely any dogs in their games. 1 - Wild Woody – Mermaid Nipples • If you read the title and assumed thatI cheated and brought in a game all about eroticism into the mix you were completelywrong, Wild Woody is, for the most part, a game clearly intended to be played by children. • The amount of steps you have to go through in order to find the mermaid nips is so longand convoluted that it makes me wonder if the ‘assets’ were left there on purpose. • What makes me really wonder is how anyone even found the mermaid tits in the first place,I’m going to guess that it was revealed by the developers, or a kid that only ownedWild Woody and played it way too much.